Post making contest 4.0

One two and three were walking together in a park.

Abruptly, they stopped.

"Where is the edge of the park," asked two.

One and three looked about, concerned, but found nothing. Puzzled, one replied, "There is no edge - there is no concern."

There was indeed no concern.

One two and three walked into the embrace of nothingness.

Passes rules 2 and 5.

I am the last piano tuner living anywhere. Seventeen.

Passes rules 2 and 5.

He is also here.

Passes rule 2.

Passes 2; also passes 1 and 5 in the same way an empty post does.