Post making contest 4.0

next!

Passes rules 1 and 2.

I am. The next round begins.

Passes rules 1, 2, and 5.

I am red.
Rule four's trials.
Reading remembers.

Passes rules 1, 2, and 5.

The. Indian beverages!

Passes rules 1, 2, and 3.

I Am The User.

Passes rules 1, 2, and 5.

The next round begins. It's snowing on mount Fuji. I am the poster.

Passes rules 2, 3, 4, and 5.

Hint on Rule 5: The easiest way to pass it will not work in a winning post at all; it's more of a degenerate case of the rule.