Post making contest: easier mode

I thought I was posting a new post but accidentally edited it after-judgement.

Ground beef falls on brown dirt.

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POST SUBJECT: gah XX

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Can an Fair tango be

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joyfully [i][u][b]performed[/b][/u][/i]

considering that fact that this message is a secret?

Element blade sunders Earths. GroUnd beef falls on brown dirt, as said previously, since it grows from air, 'twas said.

g0m g0m blade

Another "all fiver" bomb 天王盖地虎宝塔镇河妖

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A bright tango can be performed with lubrication if you must, ok?

₇₃₆ chill weird dogs: The "post-musical!" Coming soon to cloud.

Test #199282: Vivacious blizzard of calmness celebrates a colorless end of green message. Those who burn houses will burn in burner hell. Cold, bob, bob, bob.

<<< YOUR USERNAME >>>, new commando, welcome to this Space Consortium!

Borderline box wood jam Kilt-quilt weaver zebras, please unite laugh! [noparse][/noparse]

Rhea arrived with fire. Sarin comes with dust. They (boom!) will return again with a flash of conflict. :)



I would sit under this sword here, and now
, this is a winter of our discontent.
Now, Swamped snake, tern around and don't hawk at or bug me anymore, if you bring that famous rabanoloparger, which terrifies all.
Schazer is best in all this galaxy and deserves great things!!!!!!!

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This post only passes rule 4. It comes close to passing rule 3. It has things in it that relate to Rule 1 but don't pass it.