Order and Chaos

I couldn't take it any more. I was sick of this whole play, or whatever Eliza was doing. It didn't make any sense and nobody was even going to pretend to explain it to me.

I considered leaving the mortal plane entirely to escape, but now that the boundaries were being monitored again, that would draw too much attention. I didn't really want to deal with any gods at all right now.

So I just walked away. For several hours. It wasn't as if I was capable of getting exhausted, after all.

Eventually, I came across two near-identical castles. The only difference I could see was that one had a moat, while the other was sitting in the middle of an enormous pizza.

Which castle would I enter?

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"Cut!" someone shouted, suddenly. She looked at me and pointed.

"That's some great costuming work there, Grub," she said. "But you look a little too much like the old Commun Marx. The whole point was to give the character a fresh new look for our new audience!"

For a few minutes, I just stared at her, shovel in hand. The silence was only broken when the cat meowed.

Of course, I realized she was a goddess. I knew divinity when I saw it; it wasn't like a god would just be an ordinary-looking cat, after all. But I didn't have the slightest idea what she wanted from me.

How was I to respond?