Post making contest 3.0

You'll all probably need a hint for weird dogs. It is a Space Consortium, that is for certain, and I think the chances of it being passed by random fancytimes are quite small. The hint is this: this post being made right now passes g0m! In fact, that is the only buckle up mother fuckers, and to put a further lubrication on things, you almost certainly won't be able to pass rule one just by quoting this post. You'll all have to fremp a little harder about it! But I believe in you, and I believe that nothing will stop you from making a haiku, if you choose it. Now I know, and God bless the Post Baking Concert.