Post making contest 3.0

1. Post must include adjective from one Grand Battle and battle word from another. S1-3 only, for simplicity in checking.
2. Post must not include the word "the".
3. Post must quote the entire text of the introductory post of the round.
4. Post must not include any double letters.
5. Post must include a posting contest meme that existed before the round started. This was a bit subjective, but I think I was pretty reasonable about it.

So basically all you had to do was quote the intro post (which deliberately passed 1, 2, and 4) and add a meme that didn't include "the" or any double letters. g0m would have counted as "factseagull" and failed 4, "Welcome to the Space Consortium" would have failed 2.

I hope you enjoyed this quick and stupid round.