Post making contest 3.0

This is update #133.

I don't know what my favourite part of those four videos was, if I'm honest.

• They walked their first Great Prophet all the way to Siberia over the course of twenty turns, then promptly forgot about it for the remainder of the game. It was still there on Kamchatka about fifteen minutes before the end.
  
• They set their capital to "Generate Wealth" about halfway through and thus never built anything in it ever again.
  
• SET UP FOR RANGED ATTACK
  
• "Where's this unmet player?" THEY FORGOT AMERICA EXISTED "Maybe Australia?" YOU'RE LOOKING AT AUSTRALIA IT'S THE ONLY SIZEABLE LANDMASS DIRECTLY SOUTH EAST OF ASIA
  
• At no point during those four hours did they realised that units have a finite number of moves they can make a turn, or that the game helpfully says "UNIT IS OUT OF MOVES" once you've used them all up.
  
• I mean how. How.
  
• I thought they weren't going to figure out that they needed a melee unit to capture the city BUT THEN THEY FIGURED IT OUT AND IMMEDIATELY FORGOT AFTER THEIR MISUNDERSTANDING OF THE PREVIOUS POINT MADE THEM SEND IT TO THE FUCKING GOBI DESERT they only took Cumae because they threw every unit at it until one worked
  
• "MOVE THE FUCKING SAMURAI" he literally can't because he already moved it see above. "I'M TRYING!" god bless 'em
  
• Every time they accidentally improved a luxury with a non-automated worker, they immediately replaced the improvement with a fort. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
  
• okay no my favourite was definitely Notre Dame because even they knew it was insane to try and build it in a city comprised entirely of snow BUT IT IMMEDIATELY STARVED THE MOMENT THEY TRIED TO BUILD IT OH MY GOD
  

in conclusion thanks Ix that was an experience that was definitely lacking from my life

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This post breaks rules 1, 2, 3, and 4. It would have passed rule 1 if I were being more lenient on it, but I'm not, so there you go.