Post making contest 3.0

if we really wanna have some fun me and bob can recommend a real good two player video game

Breaks rules 1, 3, 4, and 5.

This post only breaks rules 3 and 5. 5 dna 3 selur skaerb ylno tsop sihT

This is just going to make me anxious, I think.

This post breaks rules 1, 3, 4, and 5. It comes closer to 3 than other posts so far this round, though.

Also I have edited my initial post; I made a mistake and it broke a rule I intended it to pass. I replaced the word "need" with "want" to fix it.