Text Adventure Fighting Tournament!

Inspired by such previously-attempted efforts as this, it's a tournament specifically for text adventure characters! After all, we've got plenty of those going.

Naturally, the tournament will be entirely text.

So, to start off with, nominate some characters to fight each other!

Boring rules:

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-The adventure should have enough updates that I can actually get a sense of the suggested character by reading it.
-You can nominate characters from your own adventure.
-There are some adventures that occasionally toss a picture in, but are primarily presented as text adventures. Basically, if there are regularly updates that are purely text, it counts. Use your own judgement here; if you think it counts as a text adventure, I probably will too.