Post making contest 2.0

This is update #47

Sruix has created our ship name.

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This is update #34.

"Sruixcaliber?" - me
"I can absolutely guarantee that that is our ship name." - Ix

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This is update #35.

Fogel is an enabler!

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This is update #50.

We managed to pass a rule I guesss.... I guesss maybe we should try to actually pass these rules???

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This is update #51.

The three new objectives:

1. Have fun.

2. Passive aggressive the shit out of each other.

3. Make fogel have regrets.

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This is update #36.

To clarify - these objectives have been chosen to replace the original objective of this thread, "make a post that passes all the rules", because I mean come on seriously? You really expect us to do that? Wow...

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This is update #53.

To clarify this is a revolution. We're running the thread now. We'll let you know if your posts pass our three public rules.

This is update #36.

To clarify - these objectives have been chosen to replace the original objective of this thread, "make a post that passes all the rules", because I mean come on seriously? You really expect us to do that? Wow...

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This post passes all three rules!

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This is update #37.

We are the new overlords of this thread. No longer to we recognise the so-called authority of the tyrant Fogel. Together, we shall forge a new path for this thread, propelling it to levels of shitposting the likes of which Eagle Time has never seen.

You have been warned.

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This is update #55.

We've reached peak shitpost.

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This is update #38.

"Wait, hang on, I need a picture of a turd..." - me.

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This is update #57.

We're both really sorry, honest. - Sruix (but me too (in my heart)).

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I guesssss mwaybe we

This post passes rule 3.

hduld try something diffetrent?

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