Post making contest 1.0

Correction: btp's post before this broke rule 5. I misread something. Corrected in my previous post.

on how to break rule 3...

What if I were to say, "Welcome to the Space Consortium?"

This post breaks rules 3 and 5.

I'll say a tenth thing:

This is test #13.

At least I'm pretty confident on how to break rule 3... I mean, that leaves 1 and 2, but still...

Then is it correct that you wouldn't be offended if I said, "Take a drive down Spacetown Boulevard??????????????????????????????????????"

This post breaks rule 2.