Post making contest 1.0

I added one character (not counting spaces and line breaks) to a Rule 5-violating post and it was Rule 5-compliant. I think it's a modulus thing, but it's not worth worrying about the details. If someone makes a post and it breaks Rule 5 but no others, just add one letter to it.

Rule 1 is the stumper, as we've seen identical posts both succeed and fail with it.

Rule 4 is the most-broken one.

Rule 3? I think we've got that one.

No idea what Rule 2 is, but we're not breaking it nearly as much as the rest.