Consistency

SPINJITSU

Yes, you plead SPINJITSU. Everyone in the courtroom just kind of stares at you in disbelief, including your defense attorney.

Perfect. Now that they're all confused, they won't be able to stop you from continuing to the next step in your plan.

Except, well, you didn't think that far ahead. You're going to need to come up with a new plan fast. What's it going to be?

I kind of just want to eat a table.

This wasn't what you expected when you got put on this jury. You figured that the defendant would either plead "GUILTY" or "NOT GUILTY". What's this "SPINJITSU" stuff even mean? You don't know, and you don't really want to know, except you probably have to when the jury deliberates.

Well, you don't want to think about that. But the only thought in your mind instead is that you want to eat a table.

Which is really stupid, and you know it, but darn, those tables by the prosecution and the defense look so appetizing now that you're thinking about it. But if you just ran over and ate them you'd cause such a huge scene and arrgh.

Screw this. You're eating one of those tables. But how are you going to get close enough?

I'm hungry and lazy. I need a quest for a meal and I need somebody I can send out to go get it for me.

Man, you never expected being a judge to be so much work. And you're hungry, to boot.

You don't even want to think about what a plea of "SPINJITSU" means. You just want a nice, delicious quest. They're so tasty!

But you can't just leave the courtroom. For one thing, that would require getting up. Probably have to lift up the gavel and bang it a couple of times, too. Bleah.

Maybe there's someone in here you can send out to get you one. But who?