Zoostuck 3

learn to love

Suddenly, it all becomes clear. In order to hate, you must first learn to love.

But what can a corporation love - oh, wait, money. That's right. So you just need to learn to feel the opposite way about yourself that you do about money.

And you have no idea how to do that.


So you decide to save some time by acquiring one of your greatest rivals, and more importantly, their hatred towards you. Except, you don't actually know who these rivals are... oh, right, you drove them all out of business.

So you'll have to start up an entirely new corporation that hates you and then acquire it. That shouldn't be too hard, since everyone else already hates you. But you're not sure how you can start up a new corporation without it being part of you. For one thing, what would you even call it?

boy stucks

Yeah, that'll work.

You are now the newly-created Boy Stucks corporation. You consist of several woefully-underpaid employees who all hate the Will Smith Corporation, which is also the King of Denmark.

Naturally, this means you share this hatred, but you're also facing an absurdly generous buyout offer from the Will Smith Corporation and they won't take no for an answer.

So what are you going to do?