Zoostuck 3

become me

Of course. If you can become one with this Chwoka corporation, you can earn its hatred and yours at the same time. That will make things so much more convenient!

But how are you going to do that?

buy stocks

That's right! It's a corporation! If you buy up all the stock in it, then you'll become the corporation. You're pretty sure that's how economics works.

But you need to get the money to do that. And how are you going to pull that off? You'd need, like, the entire contents of a national treasury to buy up a corporation by yourself.

Wait, that's it!

Start a meme themed cryptocurrency

You'll start your own digital currency and declare it super-valuable! Because that's definitely how economics works.

But suddenly the Snailman you created some time back bursts into the room and says he already did that, so he's not going to let you. Well, crud.

Oh, wait a minute. You don't need money for this plan after all, do you. You already know how to merge two separate entities! The only problem is that a sentient corporation isn't really a physical thing, but that's only a minor detail. For one thing, it means you can claim that the corporation is already here in the room with you, making it easier.

You are now the Will Smith Corporation. And you have a problem.

You hold no emotions, yet your mission statement includes becoming the subject of your own hate. Also you then have to be destroyed, which contradicts several of your other objectives, but you don't have the emotions to be bothered by that issue.

How can you become capable of hate so that you can destroy yourself and satisfy your objectives?