Zoostuck 3

invite him to the party

Oh, yeah! If he's mad about not being invited to the party, then you should ask him. After all, he's the coolest guy you can think of. Well, actually that guy in the weird glasses you knocked out might be a little cooler.

So you ask him if he wants to join the party, and he gets really mad.

"I have no interest in this Party of yours, Pooplord. I will not reduce myself to one name in a crowd. Even leadership of your pathetic group would be beneath me - it would imply that I need them, which I clearly do not."

You have no idea what he's talking about. Does he not like parties or something? Maybe he thinks he's too cool for them?

hardly party

Honestly, this guy's getting you down. The party's been pretty great, even if it is in Denmark (and you're still not sure why exactly that bothers you, but it does) but with all of the cool guy's shouting, you just don't feel like partying that much. In fact, nobody else seems to either.

You are now Mark-actually-Debbie Downer and you are really mad. Who does this guy think he is, ruining the party you were going to ruin? There's no way you'll be able to salvage your relationship with this blanket as part of a contrived scheme to change your name back if the party is ruined without you.

Well, you're not going to let this jerk get away with this. What are you going to do to him?