Zoostuck 3

it's just an empty envelope

What is this? There's no letter inside. This is an outrage, and once you re-establish control of the universe you will deal with whoever is responsible for this travesty.

Oh, wait, there seems to be some writing on the inside of the envelope. Who even does that?

"and a shiggy diggy doo to you too

love. Scoob"

This doesn't make any sense. Who or what is a Scoob? And since when have you ever given any support to anybody?

This had better not be yet another manipulative behind-the-scenes schemer. You decide to see just who sent this letter, by checking the return address.

It says, "THE PARTY," and lists some address in some town called Porlock. Oh, wonderful. The Party. They're probably some stupid council that hides in the shadows and speaks about their plans in incredibly vague terms until the protagonist finds out about them. That is exactly the sort of manipulator that this universe doesn't need.

So you head off to Porlock, being far too uncreative to find it at all strange that a secretive evil council would just put their address on an envelope.

You are now Zoosmell Pooplord and you're at this party and you're all still recovering from when you knocked out the guy with the moonglasses. The guy who used to run the universe just showed up, and he seems really mad. He's shouting about how you, of all people, are involved with the Party and how that shouldn't be even remotely possible.

You have no idea what he's talking about. Maybe he's just mad he wasn't invited to the party. Anyways, what are you going to do about him?