Zoostuck 3

you need common marx

You have no idea what that means.

So instead, you go through a mysterious gateway to a surprisingly empty other-dimensional battlefield surrounded by ocean, except for one pathway to Denmark, which you take. You're not sure how you figured out it was there, but it's not like you had any better ideas.

You then ask where Mark is and everyone raises their hand at once. Well. This will either be easier than you thought or significantly harder.

You decide to go with "easier" and give the letter to the nearest person.

You are now the nearest person.

Specifically, you are Mark Edgebert, because you were banished to Denmark upon your death and now some fool has reconnected it with the universe, though indirectly, bringing you back into the world of the living.

And now you have to reclaim YOUR universe, but it seems someone else is controlling it by virtue of being cooler than you.

Clearly you cannot let this stand.

But first, you have a letter to read. What does it say?