Zoostuck 3

Turn the mean lady into lunch to replace what you've lost

You consider eating her, but... well... she's scary! You kind of just want to get away from her, honestly.

eat fire for lunch

You attempt to solve your problem of being hungry and your problem of being on fire simultaneously by eating the fire.

This just results in your insides burning too. It doesn't really help with either problem. Darn, and you thought you were on to something.


With your other options being either terrifying or ineffective, you decide that this is a sign that you must go on a journey. A journey for lunch - no, that is just the objective on the surface. In this journey, you will learn to laugh, to cry. To love. You will learn the true meaning of friendship, you will overcome the greatest obstacles. You will understand that the greatest lunch of all is...

Wait, what's that?

<Loather> dragonfogel: i eat the burning superlunch, fire and all
<Loather> it gives me strength

You are now Loather again and you've decided that you haven't had enough to eat. So you just grab the superlunch and devour it while it's still on fire.

It's delicious. Also, you feel more powerful than ever. As though you could...

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Wow. You had no idea so many of your employees had beans for lunch.

You are now a four-armed three-legged lizardperson. Somewhere along the line you traveled back in time without realizing it, and you're in this weird corporate office you don't recognize.

And you have just heard the power that is the cherry blossom of the sky. It's way stronger than yours, that's for sure. You can bet that its petals are falling with grace yet subtlety upon the inky surface of the mill-pond.

So according to that very clear message from the martial arts master, the moon should be disturbed about now. This is clearly your chance to act.

Now if only you could figure out what you're supposed to do with that chance.