RE: Zoostuck 3
12-17-2015, 03:49 AM
(12-16-2015, 05:18 AM)☆ C.H.W.O.K.A ☆ Wrote: »just eat all the lunches
As appealing as it is to arbitrarily punish everyone in the company, that's a lot of lunches. You couldn't possibly eat them all yourself.
But wait! What if you assembled all the lunches into one single superlunch? Yes, this plan is perfect! It's so perfect that once you finish and the lunch attains sentience, you can't remember why exactly you wanted to do it.
(12-16-2015, 12:18 PM)AgentBlue Wrote: »eat the lunch's lunch
Oh, right. You had a lunch to steal. So you steal it from the superlunch! That'll show everyone!
You grab the bag from it and... Wait a second. This is YOUR lunch! That good-for-nothing superlunch just straight up stole it from you!
Obviously you can't let this stand. So what are you going to do about this thieving superlunch you've created?
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