Zoostuck 3

Send him a passive aggressive memo and then eat his lunch from the breakroom fridge

Yeah! He won't be so smug about having his own desk after he reads this memo urgently requesting a list of twenty-five reasons why he smells! That's a good one.

And to add injury to insult, you're going to eat his lunch, so you head to the breakroom and...

Wait a minute. You don't know his name. So how are you going to figure out which lunch is his?