Zoostuck 3

Just sneak it into the daily expense report and send the whole thing up for the boss' signature. No confrontation required!

You stare at the forms in front of you and realize that your salary is listed on there. And among all the thousands of items, would anyone really notice if it was about ten to twenty thousand higher?

You move your hand to edit the spreadsheet when you hear a booming voice in your head.

What exactly are you doing?

ask the corporation directly, since it's clearly gained sentience

Oh no. That cold, unfeeling voice... now it all makes sense. Well, no, it doesn't really, but at least there's an explanation for this mysteriously appearing money.

The corporation has become self-aware. It's watching your every move, and it's somehow spontaneously generating money.

You figure there's about an eighty-five percent chance it's more approachable than your boss, though. So you mention that profits have been going up lately and you feel that, with all the hard work you've done, you should be getting paid a little more.

You were trying to take our money through dishonest means
We cannot tolerate that behavior in our accountants
There is only one reasonable course of action for such underhanded, self-serving greed

move into head office and start sleeping therw

You must be promoted to management at once

Before you fully grasp what's happening, you find yourself in the head office. With your own desk. Which you are chained to. There's also a pillow attached to the chair for those brief moments when you're allowed to sleep.

You are now Loather again and you want to know who the hell this guy is who just showed up in your office. Actually, no, you don't really want to know who the hell he is. You just want to do something horrible to him.

So what's it going to be?