Zoostuck 3

Nothing

Oh, that's right. Your nefarious plan is to amass all this money and power and then do nothing at all with it.

And it seems to be proceeding perfectly so far. A little too perfectly, now that you think about it. Could it be that your master plan is nothing more than a small step in the ultimate scheme of some greater mastermind?

Nah, couldn't be. You're probably just that good at scheming. Time to keep doing nothing!

You are now an accountant looking over the finances of the Chwoka Has Won Officially, Kid, Ahahahahahahahahahaha corporation and you've noticed a problem. The company has stopped actually producing anything or providing any services or, well, doing anything other than generating expenses. Despite this, it's somehow gaining money, which it is using to buy up other companies and gradually halt all of their operations.

You have no idea how that works, but you do know one thing: if the company is making money, they can afford to give you a raise.

So how are you going to work up the nerve to ask your boss for one?