Zoostuck 3

give me all of your money

Of course. If you give the Chwoka Has Won Officially, Kid, Ahahahahahahahahahaha corporation all your money... wait a minute, how would that help to stop them in any way? That doesn't make any sense.

no, give ME all your money

So clearly you should give your money to the Grumpy Agen Memorial Hospital Wing of the political prison... wait, has that even been built yet, and how would that help... and come to think of it, you don't even have any money! You're a car!

You are now Loather, the real power behind the Chwoka Has Won Officially, Kid, Ahahahahahahahahahaha corporation. You previously took control of the universe before a bunch of stupid stuff happened that messed it all up.

So you have this new plan that involves time travel but a time-traveling car is trying to mess it up. You've just worked out that you scratched the car at some time in the past, but you can't see how that helped you in any way.

Why did you do that, again?