Hiccups (Text) - COMPLETED!

Well, I mean... you're a god, so, can't you just bless yourself to not hiccup now?

You have absolutely no idea how to do that. You try a few random gestures, but none of them seems to do anything.

'Course, if that fails, virgin sacrifice should solve it.

Sacrifice? That, um, seems like a bad idea. Plus, again, you have no idea how it would actually work. It's not like you know anything about being a god.

Appoint the mountain climber your new High Priest.

Now this is something you can do, probably. Through a mess of hiccups, you declare the mountain climber your new High Priest. A silly hat that looks like a small volcano appears on his head, and he gets a robe that looks like flowing lava.

Damn, that's pretty cool. You really should figure out how these god-powers work sometime.

The mountain climber looks kind of puzzled. Probably because there were too many hiccups in your explanation and he has no idea that you declared him High Priest.

>Cough.

For a change of pace, you try to cough... but it just comes out as hiccups. Great.

The gurgling noises from the volcano are making you really nervous. You'd better do something about this.

> Get yourself some ice cream! With any luck, eating the cool dessert will freeze the volcano!

Yes, ice cream! You run down the mountain, closely followed by your High Priest, a gnome, a bull, and a gigantic cow from the depths of Hell. Soon you come to an ice cream truck.

"Hey there!" says the vendor. "You've got good timing - today's Free Ice Cream day! You can get as much as you want! What'll it be?"

What flavor of ice cream will you ask for?