Zoostuck 3

Butter sculpture

Ah, yes. Your hobby. You can craft nearly any shape out of butter.

However, you wouldn't expect a butter key to be very effective at opening a door, and you don't have any butter to attempt it with anyways, so this isn't very helpful.

No, if you're going to escape, you're going to need to develop an entirely different skill, something like... like...

Sponjatsu

Like Sponjatsu! Whatever that is. You don't have the slightest clue, but you have nothing better to do than attempt to practice it anyways, by which you mean flail around and punch the door repeatedly.

The door then swings open because it wasn't locked at all. Well, this is awkward. You don't see any guards around, either, so you suppose you can just walk out of here. Of course, you'll want to grab your confiscated supplies first.

You are now the guard who's supposed to be watching that barber that the Moonited Nations imprisoned. What are you doing instead of your job?