Zoostuck 3

party hard or hardly partying, am i right?

Man, yeah, you are hardly partying! You need to GET DOWN to Porlock, wherever that is, because you're pretty sure that's where the real party is. You have no idea how you know that, though.

So you should probably be trying to figure out how you're going to do that.

banghead

And you decide that the first step is to get a new hairstyle, with bangs that completely cover your head. That'll make you the real talk of the party when you eventually get to it! You head out to find a barber.

You are now the barber from the Zoosmell convention. Or was it a Johnsmell convention? Whatever, the point is you're disappointed that you never got to cut anyone's hair because some kid knocked you out with a limbo stick.

And you can't find any customers anywhere! Probably because you were arrested for completely arbitrary reasons by these moon people from the sun so now you're stuck in this jail cell.

Where are you going to find someone's hair to cut?