Zoostuck 3

you're border countries and everything else is ocean, it's not hard

Look, you have a really bad sense of direction, okay?

Also, your country only exists because someone wearing the moonglasses imagined it, and therefore is not in a geographically appropriate location at all. Although, as it happens it is surrounded by ocean.

Not that you're aware of this at all, since Mark Guy imagined you up with an entire lifetime of memories. The point is, you're terrible at following directions and you need another approach to reach Germany.

Ask the germs

Of course! You'll use your ability to communicate with microscopic entities to ask a virus for directions! What can possibly go wrong -

PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY

- you completely forget whatever it was you were planning to do because it suddenly isn't as important as partying hard. How are you going to do that?