Zoostuck 3

draw rude things on all their faces

Yes, of course! Nothing could make you more despised than defacing faces! You aren't really much of an artist, of course, but that should only make them angrier.

But there's a problem. It won't hurt your reputation if you just draw things without taking credit for it. How are you going to make sure everyone knows you, Will Smith, are responsible for this wave of hideous artwork?

spinjitsu

Of course. The ancient art of spinjitsu holds all the answers!

Too bad you don't know anything about how to do it. Maybe you could just put up a big sign where everyone will see it when they wake up.

You are now a citizen of Denmark. You have just woken up to discover everyone around has terrible art on their faces, and is also just waking up. There is also a huge sign saying "I, WILL SMITH, DID THIS SO HA HA HA HA HA."

Your first thought is that this must be a frame-up job by someone trying to ruin Will Smith's reputation. How are you going to find the real culprit?