Zoostuck 3

the mark downer formerly known as debbie

Oh, right. It's you, Debbie Downer (you refuse to call yourself Mark, no matter what the law says) and that stupid blanket has gotten this gross punch all over you. Ugh, this is just like your wedding... which is probably a good thing, considering that was one of your all-time top disappointments. So if the party is going to be like that, then you're off to a good start.

But it would be a better one if someone other than you were soaking wet, so you toss the blanket off to the nearest person, whoever that is.

The guy that really likes being clammy and wet

You are now Mark Guy and you feel really clammy and wet for reasons you can't understand, because you can't see the punch-drenched blanket that's just been thrown over your head and would probably make it hard to see if you weren't already blind due to not having any eyes.

And it feels amazing. You never realized until this moment just how much you enjoyed the sensation. You're so thrilled that you could... you could... uh...

What are you going to do now that you're feeling so satisfied?