Zoostuck 3

do the twist. by that i mean twist yourself out all over the floor, horribly staining the carpet

Yeah! Who does this carpet think it is, just lying there on the ground? You've had it with this carpet's complete lack of backtalk! You wring yourself out and drip punch onto the carpet, leaving a terrible mess. And nobody even had fun making it!

But still, a ruined carpet isn't the same as a ruined party. You're going to be a little more direct.

drunken hugs.

So you decide to go and hug the nearest person, leaving them soaking wet. That'll really spoil their day!

You are now the nearest person. You have just been hugged by a soaking wet blanket covered in punch.

Who exactly are you?