Zoostuck 3

unspike the punch

You grab a cup of punch and pull out a microscope to determine its chemical composition so you can work out exactly what you need to add to it to make it sour everyone's mood.

Much to your surprise, the punch is extremely ordinary already... with the exception of what looks like some unknown strain of virus. A dancing strain of virus.

What the hell is this, some kind of virus controlling people to make them party? You find this concept very disturbing. Whatever it is, you're going to need to get rid of it if you're going to ruin this party. But how?

psyche the punch

Maybe you can trick the virus into thinking that its function has been performed and then it will... stop? Self-destruct? You don't know, you have no idea how viruses work. And this stupid blanket doesn't either.

Wait a minute. You do know one thing, and that's that inanimate objects, like blankets, can't suffer the effects of viruses. So you pour the punch bowl all over the blanket, which should fool the virus into thinking that it's been drunk? Probably? You didn't really think this plan through, honestly.

You are now the wet blanket and you are considerably wetter now that you're covered in punch. This change in status should clearly improve your party-ruining abilities. So how are you going to go about ruining it?