Zoostuck 3

drop the snail

You'd have to find the snail to drop him. Also you'd have to pick him up, which probably wouldn't work too well if he was still on fire.

Running

But if the snail can't find you, he can't make you pay up! You start running as fast as you can, in what you hope is the opposite direction of the snail.

About half an hour later, you start feeling really tired and wish you had some sort of very fast vehicle you could use to run away instead. But rather than reflect too much on that thought, you keep running.

You are now a snail.

You are no longer on fire, which you appreciate, but it also means you're no longer going very, very fast.

Some evil old man put your fire out and then went off to kill the coolest guy in the universe. You know this because he gloated about how the narrative focus was on him so he could go and kill the coolest guy in the universe as part of his plan to eliminate all coolness.

You have no idea what you could possibly do about that, so instead you're just going to focus on how you're getting out of this bet you made with the guy with a thousand really fast cars.

So how are you going to do that?