Zoostuck 3

turn your whole self inside-out

While you're sure there are devices here capable of that, you're not so sure that there are any that can turn you back afterwards.

Just drive to your spleen, Magic School Bus style.

no no, fantastic voyage style

You briefly contemplate the notion of entering your own body to remove the car, but the logistics of this just confuse you. You're pretty sure this universe's physics aren't that messed-up.

But now that you have the idea, you can't get it out of your head and you just keep thinking about it and getting more confused and now you're getting a headache, you could use some aspirin, is it better to take that with food or not, actually you haven't eaten anything since the car, you could really go for something to eat, oh god is that food over there on that table marked TEST SAMPLES, you hope it was because you've already eaten it, uh your stomach doesn't seem to think it was BLEUGH.

You have now vomited up a car, and whatever the hell was in that thing you ate. You don't want to think about it any more. You also don't want to do any more traveling through time, even if you manage to figure out how that works.

Instead, you drive off in the confusion. You gradually piece your life back together, and become an avid collector of very fast cars. In time, you are known as the Fast Car Guru.

Sixty years later, you make a bet with a snail that is jeopardized by the fact that your very first car, the one that you used to travel forward in time, has been stolen.

In an ill-advised attempt to persuade the snail to drop the bet, you set him on fire and you have no idea what happened after that. Still, until he comes back you're not going to have to worry about paying up at all.

So what are you doing in the meantime?