RE: Zoostuck 3
11-15-2015, 02:42 AM
(11-14-2015, 08:25 PM)AgentBlue Wrote: »DRIVE
That's right, you have a fully-operational car in your stomach! You should be able to just drive your way out! You immediately start shifting around in an attempt to hit the gas pedal. (Which is a bit of a weird name considering the car doesn't actually need any fuel, because Edgebert ignored the laws of the universe that would require it.)
OH GOD THE PAIN YOU CAN FEEL THE TIRES SPINNING IN YOUR SPLEEN
Yeah, maybe this would work better if you got the car outside of you. You need to vomit it up somehow. But how are you going to do that?
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse