Zoostuck 3

Hmm... the Hoover Dam was a communist plot... uhh... the committee is going after Edward Murrow... no... Oh! Of course!

You'll tell him about Area 51

You mull over a few options, then decide that the most interesting one is the secret military base where you're going to keep all the aliens and other cool top-secret stuff. You make a specific point to remember the exact location and all the security details, because Com loves hearing that stuff.

Too bad that car-eating person disappeared, you could have sent him there. That would probably have gotten you a few sweet favors from the Defense Department, but oh well. You'll sure you'll get over it after you convict a few more Communists.

You are now the unidentified person who ate a time-traveling car.

It seems that you have traveled one year into the future, and you landed at the site of Area 51 and were captured. You haven't figured out how to consciously use the car you swallowed to travel through time, so you're kind of stuck here.

Or at least, you were until some guy who sounded Russian opened the lock on your containment chamber. You heard him mumble something about a distraction before he ran off to mess with another lock.

So now that you can get out, what are you going to do?