Zoostuck 3

you're going to hop in and take it back to the future: 1955

Before reminding yourself of your identity, you decide that the best thing to do with a time-traveling car is travel through time. You hop in and head to 1955.

You promptly find yourself on the floor of the Senate, in the middle of a hearing. You are promptly accused of being a Communist and Senator McCarthy orders your car confiscated.

You have a feeling it would be a bad idea to have your time-traveling car fall into McCarthy's hands. How are you going to protect it?

You're going to eat it

Of course! If you eat the car, it can't be confiscated! You promptly swallow it in one gulp, much to everyone's surprise, including your own.

You then burp loudly and are transported somewhere in the time stream. This feels especially awkward when you still don't have an identity.

You are now Senator Joe McCarthy and an unidentified Communist just stole evidence and disappeared right under your nose! There's clearly only one thing to do, and that's to try another one of your political enemies... er, another Communist spy.

So who's it going to be?