Zoostuck 3

right here

you are the hypnotist now

Yes... Of course! Clearly, you acquired potent hypnotic powers while you were sleeping through self-hypnosis lessons! Powers which will surely make you a superior hypnotist to this fool! You are unstoppable! You are...

...just desperate now. You don't know the first thing about hypnosis.

forget the hypnotist stuff and just beat up the time travelers

But you do know a lot about beating people up with spinjitsu. So you decide to just do that. You ignore all notions of stealth and start beating up the time travelers... in front of a witness, crud, that's going to complicate things.

Except, now that you look more closely, he's asleep. Well, now you feel silly. You drag your victims outside to finish them off without drawing attention.

You are now someone who has just stumbled across a time-traveling car. What's your name, again, and what are you going to do with this thing?