Zoostuck 3

remove your own skeleton and send it after them. skeletons have an excellent sense of direction

That might work if you still had your evil wizard powers from the previous universe, but you don't. You just have evil martial artist powers, and you're pretty sure those don't entail being able to operate your skeleton separately from yourself.

That said, being an evil martial artist probably lets you do things with your skeleton while it's in your body. Maybe you can focus your spinjitsu energy on a single bone and use it to, uh, point in the direction they're in? That sounds like a legitimate martial arts move, so you do that.

You find yourself pointing at the sky. Maybe you haven't properly trained with this move. Or maybe they flew away, you can't actually rule that out. It's not like you can evaluate their abilities just by looking at them.

Well, you don't have anything better to do, so you start spinning your limbs around like helicopter blades (which haven't been invented yet but you don't really care) in an attempt to fly after them. Assuming they were flying.

Where could they be?

FRANKIE. SAY. RELAX.

You are now Franklin Delano Roosevelt. You happened to be vacationing in Panama at the same time that your fifth cousin, the President of the United States, was digging a canal, not that you were aware of this.

However, two strangers have just come running into your beach house. You will not let this stand; a man's beach house is his castle, and this breach of privacy must be adequately punished.

But how, specifically?