Zoostuck 3

theodore roosevelt, panama canal o'clock

Of course. You're Teddy Roosevelt and you just saw either the solar or lunar air force blow a rock apart, and now this car has appeared out of nowhere. As some kid and a webcomic author step out of it, you grab them and put them to work on the Panama Canal. They're sure to speed up the digging!

You are now the evil Spinjitsu master, and ugh. You just finished disposing of Jogh Edgebert's future self returned from the grave, but now you've got these two troublemakers coming in from the future. Whatever they're doing is sure to ruin your plans in some way, so you'd better deal with them now.

But how will you do that without drawing unwanted attention from Roosevelt? At this point, he's powerful enough to pose an actual threat to you.