Zoostuck 3

use the hot sauce to hotwire

It occurs to you that there's still a lot of hot sauce here, and if you can make a bomb out of it, you can probably do a lot more with it too.

You head over to the cop car, where some idiot in the back seat is calling for help. You ignore him and just pour hot sauce into the lock to melt it open, then you pour more into the ignition, because you're sure that's going to help somehow...

Uh. The steering wheel melts. On the plus side, all the wiring seems intact, as far as you can tell. Well, except for the stuff that's still melting. Maybe you want to stop that while you can still theoretically drive this car.

milk that is exactly the expiration date

You remember something about how hot sauce is an acid and milk is a base, so you figure you'll grab some. You run into the McDonald's and find a carton with today's date on it. Well, that'll work.

You toss the milk into the wiring and... well, you're not sure, but it doesn't seem to be melting. You grab the wires and step on the pedals and...

And nothing happens. You take a glance and see that the fuel gauge is empty. So this car isn't going anywhere, it looks like. Unless you have something to fix it.

juice

Juice! Yeah, cars need juice, you remember something like that. Fortunately, you grabbed a cup while you were in the McDonald's, because you wanted something to drink. But this is a better cause. You can get drinks at the party while you're ruining it.

You toss your cup into the wires, step on the pedals, and drive! Really, really, fast. You have no idea where you're going. Maybe you're even driving all the way out of Denmark...

What was that you just hit?

You are now Zoosmell Pooplord and the guy you were fighting just got hit by a car. That's fortunate, because you were in a really rough spot just before then. Even your ketchup-enhanced magical punching shoes weren't helping you much and...

Wait a minute, some lady with a blanket just stepped out of the car and it looks like her shoes are glowing too. That's weird.

Also, you can hear the guy you were fighting groaning underneath the car. He's probably going to get up and start fighting you again soon.

So what are you going to do now?