Zoostuck 3

Bring Morris

You have no idea who that is, and whoever they are their name is probably Mark now anyways.

Anyways, you're the party police. You're ready for anything, as long as it involves parties. You leave the matter of the troublemaker with a blanket aside for now and march into the Taco Bell, where you hurl a handful of confetti ahead of you and demand to know who's ready to party.

Usually this gets you an enthusiastic response, or at least some blank stares, but the square dancers don't seem to take any notice of you at all. You notice that they're all square-dancing in some kind of cube shape, with something really gross in the middle calling the dances.

This is not something they covered in officer training.

You are now Debbie Downer - you refuse to think of yourself as a Mark, no matter what the law says - and you still don't have that stupid cop's keys. Instead you just have this stupid blanket you never wanted to see again except you sort of did.

So how are you going to spoil this party?