Zoostuck 3

get access to a pay phone and ring up Spoil Sport for some ideas

Oh no. You are through with that company. The only thing their faulty products are good at ruining are your plans for ruining parties.

Plus they're way overpriced for something like this. All you need to do is grab some cop's keys and... drive... his car... when you don't have enough mass to operate any of its systems...

You're starting to remember the reasons why you had a partner in the first place. Not that you're going to swallow your pride and work with Debbie again. No way. Sure, she might have been great at carrying you from place to place and had lots of great ideas for how to ruin everyone's fun and...

You forgot where you were going with this, but the point is, Debbie's going to have to find her own party to ruin. Except she won't because you'll ruin that one too. But first you have to ruin this one. All you need to do is, uh...

"You with the blanket! Freeze! There's a party in Porlock and you're invited!"

Oh right. Get this cop's keys. You vow to do it in the most humiliating way you can think of because you seriously resent his implication that you're with Debbie.

the centimeter square, said it cured fear

So you babble some nonsense at him.

"What did you say?" he asks, baffled, his eyes fixated on Debbie. She just glares at him as you continue babbling about squares and fear and whatever.

You are now the cop and you have suddenly had a realization. These cryptic clues you're hearing must be an indication that there's an unauthorized square dance going on! You've got to find whoever's involved and take them to a real party!

But you've got to be careful around square dancers. What's the best way to handle this situation?