Zoostuck 3

wind power

Of course! You'll conveniently have the wind blow you over there! It's the perfect plan.

Except for the part where you have no control whatsoever over the direction of the wind and are at the mercy of fate as to whether you can secure yourself to anything. Too bad you didn't think about those things before you started.

You almost - almost - find yourself missing Debbie. She could actually carry you places! But you stop yourself from following that train of thought too far, because you'll be damned if you actually let yourself care about her again and...

Oh hell, of course the stupid wind blew you right to her. She seems to be hanging around outside a Taco Bell for some reason? You can only hope she doesn't notice you...

So of course she does. Now she's probably going to gloat about how she can move under her own power and...

"Hey, idiot. Help me get this stupid cop's keys so I can ruin his party."

The gall! How dare she ask for your help after all that's happened? You've got half a mind to... to...

To ruin the party before she can! Yeah, that'll show her! And you'll do that by, uh. Dammit, you used to be really good at coming up with plans for this.

So how are you going to ruin this party you don't actually know anything about?