Zoostuck 3

squaredance

Yes, you feel the urge swelling through your very being. You were brought into existence to be a squaredance caller.

As you open your disturbing approximation of a mouth, music plays from a source unknown even to you. You tell those assembled around you to swing their partners round and round, do-si-do, and all that other stuff. They're confused by it, but after a while they seem to be enjoying themselves.

You are now the wet blanket. You have suddenly sensed people enjoying themselves not that far away from the Badlands. And you are not going to let this stand.

But how are you going to get to where they are?