RE: Zoostuck 3
10-24-2015, 03:10 AM
(10-23-2015, 12:07 AM)Whimbrel Wrote: »Cut in line, raid the kitchen
Yeah, forget this. You're a possibly-demonic grizzly! You don't need to mess around with human social customs! You just shove the guy in line ahead of you and...
...wait, that's the guy in the weird glasses and you feel as though that's going to be a problem somehow.
(10-23-2015, 06:32 AM)AgentBlue Wrote: »line becomes square
All of a sudden, your surroundings shift, and you see the line replicated four times, forming a square. You get a headache as you stare at the three other bears staring at you, baffled at exactly which direction they're trying to force their way through.
(10-23-2015, 08:48 PM)wooiljung Wrote: »square becomes cube
It gets worse a moment later. The line ascends another dimension, and now there are twelve of everyone. It's giving you motion sickness.
You and everyone else, it seems. A moment later, there's a big pile of vomit in the middle of the cube.
You are now the big pile of vomit. You also contain significant quantities of hot sauce, because everything in here is covered in it. You contain the vomit of twelve identical sets of people and you feel that, even though this was a complete accident, you were nevertheless imbued with a sense of purpose.
What is that purpose?
There's no reason for this | Or this | Death is inevitable | You can't challenge fate | The smallest change | I'm overwhelmed
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse
I'm serious | It makes perfect sense | Easy as ABC! | I can't even explain it | Cleaning up someone else's mess
I suck | I rule | I've got it made | Really, I'm serious | This bugs me | It's all lies | I want to believe | Beauty is a curse