Zoostuck 3

You're the party pooper, here to ruin everyone's good time. You're going to start by dismantling the oppressive system that enforces attendance at the parties: THE POLICE

Oh, right, you're Mark (actually Debbie) Downer and you decided to start sabotaging the party. You still need to get the blanket involved somehow, but you figure the easiest way to do that is to start ruining the party and then brag about what a great job you're doing of it.

Anyways, you were planning to stop by the Taco Bell and see if you could get a lift when you saw a whole bunch of people come by. That's when you took the opportunity to phone the Party Police so you can get in their way and keep the number of guests down. Even better, you might get them to arrest you and take you to the party.

So when you saw their party wagon arrive, that's when you set off your sabotage.

you're at the taco bell and you're responsible for an explosion of FLAVOR

Namely, a hot sauce bomb, courtesy of this truckload of hot sauce you found. You've now covered everyone in hot sauce, so there's no way they'll be able to attend the party in that condition.

Now you just need to grab the party police officer's keys so you can steal his party wagon, drive back into the Badlands and taunt the blanket so it follows you, then drive to Porlock and ruin the party. It's the perfect plan!

Well, except you're not sure how to steal the officer's keys. He'll be running over here to investigate the explosion, so you might be able to catch him by surprise, but you don't have a plan other than that.

You are now the demon. You're really bored but you haven't been dismissed yet, so you're just standing here in this pentagram of magic honey because there isn't really anything else you can do. How are you going to relieve your boredom?