Zoostuck 3

Ask why he isn't at the party

Of course! The most important question anyone can answer. You stare him down and demand to know why he isn't at the big party in Porlock.

He says he didn't realize there was one. Plus he doesn't have much time for parties or travel, considering his job.

You ask him what job that is and he goes blank for a bit. Very suspicious!

ask him where the hot sauce is

You then decide to ask him about the other very important matter on your mind: where did the shipment of hot sauce for the party go?

He says he doesn't know, but he could definitely use some hot sauce. In fact, he's wondering why it's taking so long to get the hot sauce for his McNuggets.

Aha! Perhaps it's taking so long because they had to go all the way to Porlock to steal it! Which means this so-called customer is the mastermind of the scheme. You promptly arrest him and drag him into the party wagon, then head back into the McDonalds and watch the Taco Bell, waiting for your next move.

You are now Mark Termite. You still don't have hot sauce and you're in a hastily-decorated police car. You've been handcuffed and locked in the back seat. Also you still have a mop head stuff down your shirt to serve as a fake beard.

What are you going to do about this?