Zoostuck 3

Give him honey mustard instead

Hell no. You did that ten years ago and you haven't seen another customer since, until today. You're not making that mistake again.

have your hot sauce mines run dry already?

What a ridiculous idea. You are not going down to the hot sauce mines, not when they're haunted. Besides, you gave away all the mining equipment in happy meals.

from the competing taco bell across the street

Of course! That jerk at the Taco Bell stole all your customers, so you'll steal all his hot sauce! That'll show him!

But you don't want him to recognize you. You'll need a disguise. And you'll also need some way to distract this customer while you head on over there...

You are now the Porlock Party Police. You've been assigned to find anyone you can who isn't going to the party. You've gotten a report of a whole bunch of non-partygoers gathering at a fast food joint just outside the Spooky Woods, and you just can't let that stand. Everybody's got to be at this party! Everybody.

But the problem is, you just arrived and there's two fast food joints. Which one are you going to check out?