Zoostuck 3

Your rival fast food chain across the street

You glance across the road and look at the McDonald's that's been the bane of your existence since the war with the health inspectors.

Surely they have hot sauce. But you can't just walk in there and ask for some. You're going to need a disguise.

You are now the sole employee of the McDonald's. You're really upset because that stupid Taco Bell across the street is getting all the customers. Clearly this calls for some corporate espionage... oh, wait, you've got a customer.

Your customer looks a lot like the guy at the Taco Bell across the street, except for the beard that looks like it was hastily made from a mop. He's asking for an order of McNuggets with lots of hot sauce.

Well, obviously you're going to get his order ready, because it's been years since you had a customer but there's just one problem. You're completely out of hot sauce. Where are you going to get more?